Ohh I forgot...

A funny (brief) story...

I had to call the Beey-otches at Wendy's Bridal to order my bridesmaid dress for Kath's wedding next year...yes I had to order by the end of April THIS year....redic if you ask me...anywhooo....

I already tried on a size 10 in the dress at the store and it was ginormous on me, so I knew I was ordering an 8. They wanted measurements so I took my own, of course I knew they were wrong, but the lady asked for them and I told her and she said, well based off of your measurements your a 10 in the bust, a 10 in the waist and a 12-14 in the hips. I should get a size 12 dress. I was like umm no, I want an 8. She said who took your measurements, I said I did and they were probably wrong and I knew I needed an 8 b/c I had already tried the dress on. She once AGAIN told me what I would be based off of my measurements and informed me that she needed to tell me this because she had to make me aware that I was taking....'Size Responsibility'....seriously she made it sound like I was signing a DNR order w/ a Notary present....I was doing everything I could not to laugh at her like the moron I thought she was sounding like.....so I had to get off the phone VERY quickly.....ohh being a bridesmaid!! :)

Da Jelly Bean!!

Mo-meen, Mo-meen da Jelly Bean is done with school FOREVER (if she so chooses not to further her education any more). I'm very proud of her, not just because she finished school, which is an awesome accomplishment in my book, but also because she is a phenomenal well rounded lady, thanks to her and I give a little credit to Pegs & Jer as well!!

It's hard to come by completely well rounded individuals these days, but she's got the market cornered on that, and she's good looking to boot!! I don't know what your talking about, she looks just like her sister, what?!?! JK!!!

Needless to say, I'm very happy Maureen went to UD, I think it provided us the opportunity (due to geography) to see each other more often and really helped us become tight. I also am glad Maureen had the opportunity to learn and live at UD, I believe it's really a unique campus and living atmosphere and it has proven to provide her with many of the close friendships that I too was able to form at UD. I am sad that for now the Schubert's are done with UD, but as DoD informed me last night...he's happy....not to be writing the checks anymore.

Alrighty, well more later....

HAHAHAH

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24386702/


Hahahaha, I crack myself up...as did this article...and being from The Commonwealth, I kept on thinking of this headline.....

"Virgins want to reclaim the title Virginian", not that Virgins really called themselves Virginians, but it was just a funny thought I had so I figured I'd share it.

I feel like I haven't stopped since I got back from GA. Not sure when I will either. I go to Mansfield tonight to see a man...about a car...hopefully he'll buy mine. Need to do a few more things to prepare for the weekend tonight too. The past two nights I've gotten home around 7:30pm after WW meetings and have been runnin' and runnin' and runnin' just like Forrest Gump....except I have not ACTUALLY been runnin'. I've just been doing errands, I made a list Monday night though and I am slowly but surely crossing it all off.

Can't wait for the weekend, it's going to be a blast, my baby schmaby schmooky pooky is GADGEEATING!!!! WOOO-HOOO!

I'm Back

Will update later...must do some work.

Some things I love...besides the obvious (family, friends, etc.)

Corn
Potatoes- any form (haven't found a form I don't like yet)
Football
A good bargain
Laughter
Seeing other people Happy
Being Happy
Bernie Kosar(from back in the day- not the subpar drunk commentating he does now)
Acting like Bernie Kosar (from back in the day)
Kickball (duh)
Sun
Being Tan
Nature's Seasons
Chipotle
Thurman's Burgers
Pine Club Filet Mignon
Food (duh)
The Internets
The Beach
Boats
Music

Ahoy Hoy!!

Happy Hump Day folks!! Please, don't get any dirty ideas! I am having a slightly busy week at work...end of the month combined with a short week for me due to going to GO-JA, is what we can attribute the slightly increased amount of work to. GO-JA trip will now be Fri- Mon instead of Thurs - Sun. Will be leaving GO-JA at 4AM Monday to get back in time for my 2nd training session at WW.

My first training session was Monday night for the meeting that I used to attend and switched b/c the leader sang 'Climb every Mountain'. Now I only have to listen to her in the background with a lot more things to focus on so it's not quite as bad...plus I'm making a few Washington's (George Washington's that is!)

Yesterday I heard one of the funniest things I've heard in a while Kathy Schubert said to me "I'm waiting to try and get some of my money back from the guy that's in jail." Now that's almost pee my pants funny.

Desert Island

If I could bring only one thing with me on a Desert Island it would be Morton's Nature's Seasons.